Curse

metalicagrl · Sep 04, 2006, 01:30 AM // 01:30

bad elephant! Bad!

*hits paul with a rolled up newspaper*

I pwnd U · Sep 04, 2006, 01:36 AM // 01:36

*sips beer*
*watches metal hit paul with a newspaper*
*laughs*
*runs in circles*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 04, 2006, 02:31 AM // 02:31

Eats bar patron.
Sips beer.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 04, 2006, 02:56 AM // 02:56

*Says to Doomlord, "Yaknow that isn't very good for busin-Ah, who am I kidding?"*
*Turns into the biggest Grizzly in existence and eats a bar patron*

metalicagrl · Sep 04, 2006, 03:09 AM // 03:09

i wanna kill a bar patron

*takes out a crowbar*
*sneaks up behind bar patron*
*hits one over the head and then beats him to death*
*sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 04, 2006, 03:26 AM // 03:26

Jesus christ!
You just...he was just...sitting there... and then you...with the crow bar...
I mean I know I ate someone....but...jeez....usss....chri....st

*Sips beer*

I mean, I'm a bear I have to eat...you just...

RuPee · Sep 04, 2006, 03:29 AM // 03:29

*scolds paul and everyone else for drinking beer*
*takes a full keg and every bottle of beer and pours it down the sink*

metalicagrl · Sep 04, 2006, 03:46 AM // 03:46

lol.... Paul, I had to kill him because he decided to be in my way...and if ur in my way when im looking to kill some randon person....well then you deserve it for being so stupid.

*sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 04, 2006, 03:59 AM // 03:59

But still...he was...and you...crow bar...blood....everywhere....

*Uses magical and God like powers to turn tap water into beer*
*Sips beer*
*Kills RuPee*

metalicagrl · Sep 04, 2006, 04:00 AM // 04:00

ur right.....i should've killed Rupee.

...trying to take away our beer >.<

Paul Mahdi · Sep 04, 2006, 04:03 AM // 04:03

Exactly

*Gets unbelievably drunk*
"PFFFTTT, Hey eberybody! ebery...body! Looka here! Imsa Smokey teh bear! Ok, gimme a sefond....Only u can prepent fires!"

*Falls down drunk*

metalicagrl · Sep 04, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14

huh.

i always hated smokey. but that makes him look....i dunno.....smarter.

*sips beer*
*looks at paul as he falls down*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 04, 2006, 05:51 AM // 05:51

Takes RuPee's advice.
Orders vodka.
Sips vodka.

PrismOfRedLight · Sep 04, 2006, 06:16 AM // 06:16

*rips doomlords heart out while tearing the flesh from his bones*
*chugs beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 04, 2006, 06:29 AM // 06:29

like i said, I'm locking my doors.

*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 04, 2006, 06:43 AM // 06:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by PrismOfRedLight

*rips doomlords heart out while tearing the flesh from his bones*
*chugs beer*

Good thing Bebiliths have neither heart, flesh, nor bones.
Eats Prism for thinking he could kill me.
Has unpleasant taste in mouth.
Spits Prism out.
Throws Prism out of the bar into the vaccuum of space.
Sips vodka.

extra bacon · Sep 04, 2006, 07:25 AM // 07:25

strange place indeed.

*sits quietly in a corner and observes the strangeness*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

metalicagrl · Sep 04, 2006, 08:07 AM // 08:07

yeah, man. I'm with extra bacon.

*stays at a distance from all the people that need to be in a mental hospital*
*sits in corner*
*sips beer*

*gets out of corner thinking, "i don't want to look emo."

extra bacon · Sep 04, 2006, 08:08 AM // 08:08

-.-

*drinks beer*

*hic*

metalicagrl · Sep 04, 2006, 08:20 AM // 08:20

ohh....sorry bacon.

*sips beer*

bacon...what a funny (but cool) name...bacon.